Going into High Alert

So finally it has indeed been a long while since I last posted to my blog here not that I have much to post in the first place but after much thought I decided that yes I do have stuff to post after all and let’s not let this place go to waste shall we?

Well as it currently stands our country, the beautiful country of “Bodohland” where everything also “Boleh” has certainly gone under some interesting changes. In lieu of the current political situation a few key states have finally decided enough is enough and we’re voting the other way. Big blow to the federal government in lieu of all the corruption that is coming to light and making things clearer now for the people. Well what they ruling party didn’t expect was to be hit where it hurts most. The state of Selangor and Penang. So first up some facts but then again it’s all boring so better to skip the mundane facts and move along.

Penang, the Chinatown of Malaysia. A friend told me that if you think about it, Penang isn’t actually a state of Malaysia at all, the people think differently, the culture is different and the people of Penang are well, generally a state on their own. Let them handle the economy and a lot of money is made from tourism and also electronics, not that the industry is doing so well either after the recession of 2008. Well first up the opposition party has won. So good bye united in front but divided behind cause they have said, NO, to you @$$h0l3$ in the first place. We have had enough and we want out, leave our bus system in place, leave our houses alone, don’t build some damn ring road, and yes we can very well do without your help thank you very much. Now Penang isn’t exactly a normal state as you can see say for example Perak where life is bliss and slow and time isn’t a problem. Penang however is literally tech town of Malaysia. Chinese people live there, they make money, make even more money and still make more money and not to mention they have a very good fibre optics internet service which is excellent and no delays according to some feedback that I have got from a few residents. Now beat that. So the united in front but divided behind has lost a testing ground here, it’s the electronics industry up there and with all that tech coming out of the shops, you would expect the government to make the people of Penang guinea pigs in the quest to earn more money. Which of course went South the day they decided that they wanted to be rulers which did not turn out so straight after all. So the pearl of the orient is really the Pearl of the Orient after all, so why not change the name of Penang to the nation called Oriental Pearl cause it’s run by Chinese and they make money like Chinese. Good idea. Now we should install immigration like Sabah and Sarawak have and issue a 3 month visiting pass to anybody and everybody who wishes to enter.

Welcome to Selangor Darul Ehsan where the people are filty rich and have tons of money and are willing to spend it on the latest gadgets and trends in fashion and ride the train a lot. So the iPhone came to town. Nothing new, first day sold 400 phones. Good business. So yes, the people of Selangor have money and the bling bling but what in the world is wrong with the bloody services? Rapid KL is working like mad, the trains go nowhere and the internet, well the internet still sucks so it doesn’t make a difference. So what you have here is a state where trend setters are the mainstream and there is tons of money to be made, especially putting that damn LRT right in front of a school where students will be so happy that Uni Malaya will be your number 1 contributor to income revenue. The only issue is that, hey stesen sini lar bukan sana, sini kampung-ku (station over here, not there, it’s my village). Yes a bloody faggot wants a train station where nobody goes, it’s practically the wrong area and not where the bulk of the population goes to. Look at it realistically, students, they travel to school everyday, getting them there and back earns you money. Why? Because they have to go to school you idiot. We have 400,000 students every year finish fifth form. You take that and multiply it by 5 and you get 2 million all over the country. Now right here in Selangor and KL students travel everyday, to college, to schools and to wherever they want to go. Mommy and daddy pays for their transport fare and taking the train is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Good idea no? Wrong cause it boils down to hey stesen sini, bukan sana, sini kampung-ku. Which of course is dumb cause when you have a station that is in the middle of nowhere how in the world do you expect the people to go where they wanna go? So the money is wasted, the private company tells the government, sorry I can’t run it, I don’t have enough money so you have to take it back and we have a beautiful situation. Government approves build plans, company builds, can’t run it, gives back to government and we have BIG LOSS. You don’t tap into the student market, you don’t feel the students homie, you ain’t go nothing but a ghetto later on in life. Moving down to Klang, ok, so yeah the girls here wear more miniskirts I know, they set the trends, so fashion is an in-thing down there. Yes they got the clothes they got the taste, so build that damn train properly and not to some port where the fisherman go to, to head out to sea if I may say so. Bloody idiots. Now the opposition runs the state so enough is enough as the people have spoken.

So at the end of the day it all boils down to who hit first, the opposition and the people have clearly struck below the belt first, now you want to try and recover from that and hit back, ain’t gonna happen, that pain will last long and it’s better you quietly take to the floor and once and for all let change take over. Cause when you think politics will earn you cash it’s actually the where the biggest gainer is the biggest loser, you dont’ want to have more pocket money and later end up in a hospital ward where some of that pocket money of yours was intended to make sure it’s a sturdy building for the next 200 years only to find the ceiling is cracking and at any moment it’s gonna come down on you cause there isn’t any more room in another place to accommodate you as all of it went to become “pocket money”.